Computer must be crazy

Nowadays, people around the world use computers to help them in their work, study, shopping, and also to communicate and get entertained. Computers really help us accompalish tasks that can otherwise be far more complicated. But besides the convenience they offer, computers can sometimes also create a lot of confusion, have you ever been confused by this smart gadget? If you have, thes jokes are proof that you’re not alone. Enjoy!

Four characters

Litle mike loves surfing the web, and he keeps track of his paswords by writing them on Post-it notes. His mother notice that his Disney pasword is “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto,” and so she asks why it is so long. “Because,” Mike explains, “theysay it has to have at least four characters.”

Repairs

When a guys’s printer began to grow raint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably only needed to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, the repairman told the guy he might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job himself. Pleasantly surprised by his honesty, the man asked, “Does your boss know that you discourage bussiness?” “Actually, it’s my boss’s idea,” the employee replied sheepishly. “We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix thing themeselves first.”

Mice

A computer company ordered computer mice from japan. Ater the normal delivery period had elapsed, they contacted the airport to enquire what had happened to the consignment. The official-in-charge said that it was nowhere to be found and that it should be reported as missing. Some time later the official contacted the company to say that the package had been found. When they asked where it had been, he replied sheepishly, “in quarantine.”

Computer Touble

Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer, so she called Dave, the computer guy, over to her desk, Dave click a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, judy called after him, “So, what was wrong?”

And he replied, “it was an ID ten T error”.

A puzzled expression ran over judy’s face. “An ID ten T error?

What’s that?

Well, in case I need to fix it again?” He gave her a grin,

“Haven’t you heard of an ID ten T error before?”

“No” replied Judy.

“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you’ll figure it out.”

She wrote: ID10T

Any Key

Acomputer instructor teaches a student how to enter his letters into Word Perfect. He tells the student to select Word perfect from his menu. Right after he does it. The computer gives him the opening screen wich says, “Press any key to continue...”

He looks at the keyboard for a while, then asks the instructor, “Where is the ‘any’ key?”